steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual
he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone
he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws
The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed
The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.
Someone needs to start compiling all the ways this is THE tour of Fuck It We Ball before we forget things like Joe literally has a scavenger hunt for his book going on and Pete managed to convince Patrick to spontaneous piano with a “eh you’ll figure it out” (thus causing night 3 to be “Patrick deadass figures he may as well play a piano cover of I’m Like A Lawyer”) and Pete’s magic trick apparentyl coming with variants (or at least that he went for a crowd lap) because it’s the details that elevate this tour from “there’s extra surprise songs with the 8 ball gimmick and a piano intermission” to “Fuck. It. WE. BALL.”
people on my post not understanding Big drink culture OK here: 1) big drink is an all day affair. you are carrying that 32 oz cup around like your life depends on it Ok you signed custody papers for that thang. 2) it’s mostly ice so when you finish the drink just fill it back up with water and/or wait for all the ice to melt. this is a little trick called Drink 2. 3) i can’t just buy 2 small drinks at once because first of all the entire appeal is tjay im getting like 4 cans worth of soda or tea or whatever for 99¢. second of all we can’t just walk around double fisting two cups all day we need at least one hand free to masturbate while driving
